Programming is like Sex

Starting from a quote by mas Rony, the quote "programming is like sex,.... " got few more lines. Only in  kampung gajah :

• programming is like sex, one mistake and you're providing support for a lifetime.
• programming is like sex, everyone loves it??
• programming is like sex; you're either too young or too old to enjoy it.
• programming is like sex, never do it for free
• Programming is like sex, it's better in the silent night
• Programming is like sex, ideas just come like morning glory
• programming is like gangbang sex, you work with a team to satisfy user
• programming is like sex, sometimes only one party is satisfied, the other has unmeetable requirements.
• programming is like sex, it has handjob and blowjob
• programming is like sex, nowdays people use agile method, help you code in a pair and everyone happy
• programming is like sex, you can have threesome, foursome, gangbang and sort, you can even just watching others doing this while you still can get orgasm
• programming is like sex, there is an app for that
• is programming like sex?
• programming is like sex, it will loop until it break
• programmers (do) like sex.
• programming is like sex, You can do it for money or for fun.
• Programming is like sex, you have to tune it up and down
• programming is like sex, can be done in various style
• Programming is like sex, you will never walk alone.
• Programming is like sex, you will never walk straight?
• Programming is like sex, please indent properly
• Programming is like sex, it's not about how long, it's about quality
• Programming is like sex, it involves KISS
• Programming is like sex, sometimes you scream along the way
• Programming is like sex, just ask to have it.
• programming is like corruption, it make everything ligit seems crackable [1] 1. ligit translator software being cracked :d
• programming is like sex, it require balls
• Programming is like sex, mundane and boring most of the time, with the occasional meteor in your garden
• Programming is like sex, don't do it when there's a bleeding
• programming is like sex, do it safely
• programming is like sex, ati-ati bojomu minggat.
• UPDATE....
• Programmer is like sex, you can do any style you want to satisfy your client.
• Programming is like sex, each client has their own fetishes to satisfy.
• Programming is like sex, you can have milk while doing it
• Programming is like sex, ................. ah, sudahlah.
• Programming is like sex, you either geddit, or you don't. :D
• Programming is like sex. If you have any problem with this statement, please contact Rajivh from Customer Support. 
• Programming is like sex, you can do it online or offline.
• programming is like sex, both are taxed... and all tax people go to hell!
• programming is like sex, good music always help
• programming is like sex, you'll feel good when client say YES or DONT STOP.
• programming is like sex, your client could be sux
• Programming is like sex, when you feeling not good don't do it.
• Progamming is like sex, Indian know them better, at affordable price.
• programming is like sex, lots of people think know what style is best while they never do it even once
• programming is like sex, sometimes you need google for some howtos.